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You take baby Jesus; I'm going bowling!

Created on 2003-07-19 22:58:31 (#1194616), last updated 2007-07-08

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Name:Bethlehemily
Birthdate:10-03
Location:Fort Wayne, Indiana, United States
Bio
I've been livejournaling for about two years now. A lot has happened since then, that's for sure. The short version:
I'm 20. I work, I play. Blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm crazy in a good way (most of the time). I'm poor. I like stuff.

An excerpt from one of the many stories I've written:
Jesus came to me in a vision last night. He told me that all bunnies are evil, and whenever I see one crossing the street, I should speed up and hit it. The further it goes flying, the more I love Jesus. I'm fairly certain that my car has a few more dents on the front of it now...but I call them "Love welts of the Lord". I laugh with joy and jubilation every time I see those floppy ears limply soaring through the breezy sky, knowing I'm doing the work of the heavens. I did hit a muskrat by mistake, though, so I'm repenting.
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